NYC Day One

Met up with Yeebster when he got off work. He cooked me dinner. Stir-fried chicken and broccoli with Quinoa, these healthy little couscous impersonators. I didn't think I would like it but it was mmmmm yummy.



We went out to Splash Bar, the club where Britney had her surprise appearance when she launched In The Zone. It's a pretty awesome club with some ridiculously hot bartenders. They walk around in jockstraps and g-strings. One guy's ass was a perfect bubble. It was amazing.

I also learned something new last night:

Chris Yee + $3 Long Islands = Vomit-mania

We got out of the cab at McDonald's on Broadway, probably the nicest McDonald's in the world complete with grand piano/player. Went in. Ordered a chicken sandwich, and when I turned around he was gone. Went outside and followed the Quinoa vomit trail around the corner to find him hunched over the curb heaving up a stream of little couscous balls. I whipped out my phone and snapped some beautiful pictures from many different angles, all the while munching on the delicious sandwich in my other hand.



I am a terrible friend.