Derelicte, My Ass...

You know how it's, like, kind of weird when your misinformed friend Dan asks you to come to a "theme party" with him and a few other friends and you guys get all dressed up in plastic trash bags and paper hats and look absolutely ridiculous and you get to the party and find out it actually ISN'T a theme party?

Well, I do.



Dan had gotten us all excited and we had made our own little costumes for The Derelicte Party.


It WAS a brilliant idea...







But we got there...



And the only thing Derelicte about it was stupid pictures of Zoolander cutout and pasted everywhere.




Of course Dan did not get the memo...and so we just stood there like retards in our literally trashy clothes while everyone else laughed at us.



We had fun anyway though.

Kind of.