Thursday, April 12, 2007

Death Threat

So if someone doesn't hear from me for a while...or finds me dead...it is because I have been murdered by my headshot photography rival.

This guy signs on to actor message boards posing as a satisfied customer and posts stuff like you'll find below. Constantly.

"you should check out my photographer k-n at www.headshot-only.com. he only charges like $200-$250. i just did a re-shoot with him because i let my hair grow out and wanted to update my photos. since i only wanted one look he only charged me $150. i got my agent with his headshots and i get auditions for national commercials."

When others call him out these are the type of responses that generally show up:

CSil-era, I noticed you are fat and I would like to point out something about that mass of flesh hanging over your waistline. Some people call it fat, some call it a beer belly and yet it is neither. Your belly is full of dried impacted fecal matter which accounts for most of your weight. So, as I have surmised based on your many ill conceived opinions and advice that you are literally full of sh*t.

Unprofessional?

Maybe.

So...I called him out on a similar outburst the other day and at 7:30 this morning I got a creepy little voicemail that said, "Be careful who you choose to fuck with."

So yeah. I might die soon at the hands of a sociopathic bad-headshot photographer.

But at least I know I take better pictures.

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