Doug asked me "Are you goin' to WeHo?" and I said, "Yooo yoooo yooooooo....."

(All lines should be sung to the tune of Amy Winehouse's "Rehab".)

(If you don't know it, you should just leave. Now.)

Ok. Here we go.

Can I get a beat?

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Dummmm....dum dum..... dummmmm.... dum dum....

I went over to Bri and Al-ex-'s I said, "Whoaaa whoaaa whoaaa..."

Al-ex asked Bri to do his makeup and she said, "Ohhh....helll....yesssss....."



He's the guy who dates Ashlee Simpson oh yeah he's Peeee-terrrrr Wentz....



They go out all the tiiiiime.....(Ash and Jessica do)

And yeah their daddy thinks their fine..... (Joe Simpson is so creepy)




We called a cab to go to WeHo and they said, "Nooooo....Noooooo......No....."



But in the end we went and got there and we said, "Suckkkkk....on.....that..."



I think the most pop-u-lar costume oh it was Brit.....ney.....Spears....



Some lady dressed in whiiiiiite....



And Bert and Ernie, they looked tiiiiight.....



We even sa-aw Belle and Mary and they looked su....per.....sweeet.......



There were some really rando costumes...



Oh and some ass....lessss......chaps....



And then we stopped and ate some noodles, oh it was sooooo.... deeeee......lish......




Some bunnies waved at carsssss......



And Clark Kent, he tended ba-arrrrrr....



We had a bunch of vodka-tonics, they got us prettt....tyyyyy.....drunnnnk.......




We also saw another Britney, oh she looked so....oooooo... beeese....



There also were some girls from Hairspray, oh they were eeeee....ven.....worse.....



We then went to a barrrrr.....(Blvd 3)

Host Ta-ty-a-na, she's a sta-arrr......

We tried to get into the party, but they were beeeee....ingggg..... lame....

They said "Do you know Ta-ty-a-na?", and I said, "Yes.....I.....Do...."

Annie even tried getting passes, but they said, "Noooooo.. Nooooo.... Noooo."

"You re-a-lize that Tat is hosting?" they still said, "Nooo.....noooo....no...."



Annoyed we paid a hundred dollars, oh we said, "You...allll...suck..."



These people were just stuck and waiting, and we said , "Whatttt....the.....fuck.....?"



We waited for at least an hour, but they let no....one.....in....



Then out of the front do-or Sam came and we said, "That.....is......whack...."





So then we left and went to Swingers and I said, "I.....like.....meat...."



Oh burgers and fried foooood....

A-when you're in a shitty moooo-oooood......



Our lesson was to stay in WeHo, Hol-ly-wood's suuuu.....perrrr.... lame....

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The End. And thank you.