The Glory of Chinktown
Oh I'm sorry...is that not P.C.?
Well don't think it's ok for you to say it unless you're sporting a sweet set of slanty eyes, hairless legs, and small boobs.
I'm allowed to say it.
Just like I'm allowed to say the F-word.
And the N-word. (On certain days.)
..............
If you've never been to Chinatown NYC, you should go. Because it is the best.
Not only can you get $7 haircuts with a $2 head massage...
You can go to Tasty Dumpling and spend $1 for 5 incredible dumplings.
Seriously. They are so good they will send you into a fugue state like Megoon here...
Also for a little more you can get a pork-chive pancake, which really is just a giant head-sized dumpling.
.................
Regular chinese meals are pretty cheap too.
Yum.
Well don't think it's ok for you to say it unless you're sporting a sweet set of slanty eyes, hairless legs, and small boobs.
I'm allowed to say it.
Just like I'm allowed to say the F-word.
And the N-word. (On certain days.)
..............
If you've never been to Chinatown NYC, you should go. Because it is the best.
Not only can you get $7 haircuts with a $2 head massage...
You can go to Tasty Dumpling and spend $1 for 5 incredible dumplings.
Seriously. They are so good they will send you into a fugue state like Megoon here...
Also for a little more you can get a pork-chive pancake, which really is just a giant head-sized dumpling.
.................
Regular chinese meals are pretty cheap too.
Yum.
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posted by Dennis at 3:26 PM
1 Comments:
i would get defensive about the creepy picture that makes me think i will die in 7 days a la the ring, but your correct use of the term "fugue state" completely mitigates it.
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