Bone Stimulato

Many of you have been asking what this Supersexy Ultrasound Bone Stimulating device is that I keep speaking of.

It sounds like a giant machine that you hook up. But it's actually surprisingly small.

I get a little velcro ankle bracelet that I strap snugly to my little ankle at approximately where the site of the bone break is.



Then i take some "coupling gel"...

(I know. That sounds incredibly sexy too. God, could they not think of better names for these products?)



Lube up the electrode or whatever they call the little piece that transmits the ultrasound waves to my body.



Insert it in the hole so that it makes contact with my skin. (The gel serves as a conductor for the ultrasound...like when you drop your hairdryer in the tub and water conducts the electricity to fry your brain.)



And then I just press the yellow button and turn on the machine.



That's it, it's a magical little machine the size of my hand.

And somehow it tells my bone heal already.

Guess we'll see if it worked in T-3 weeks and one day.