Overheard on the 704 Bus to Santa Monica

Black obese talking loudly on cellphone: "ooooohhhh babyyyy why you gotta blunt in your mouth when you talkin' to me? Ohhhhh BABY!!!"

I glanced around, trying to make eye contact with SOMEBODY who also found this amusing.

A Helper Mexican stared at me blankly and scratched his face.

Nothing.

The obese continued..."...it sounds THICK....like your penis....WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!?! ....make me a sandwich."

Only on the LA Metro...