Tofu Mountain

I had a weird dream last night.

I dreamt about a movie, starring Heath Ledger and Matt Damon as gay cowboys living on a mountain and eating tofu.

And every time they kissed little tofus sprung up from the grass like mushrooms and hopping forest creatures. And they laughed and played (naked) in all their tofu glory.

Then I woke up, realizing that the gay cowboy thing had already been done, and felt kind of foolish.



The movie co-starred Kiefer Sutherland and Queen Latifah.