The New Face of Adidas

Matt was recently made the new face of Adidas's ClimaCool line.

Adidas. As in David Beckham's Adidas!

You can check out the website here.

There are also a bunch of funny commercials where he's Mr. Adidas surrounded by a couple of gym douches.





Congratulations Matt!

Adidas is awe$ome.

Please invite me to the next Adidas party and introduce me to Posh and Becks.

Google Treasure

It's SOOOOO snowy out!

It's beautiful!



It feels like Christmas.

And so.

I thought.

I would give you a gift.

A little google discovery I made a while ago but forgot to share.

Vintage photos of Hot Danny with Mallory (from Real World Paris) from the Christmas 2004 A&F Campaign.



WOOF!! WOOF!!!



Merry Xmas!



*Sigh*

So beautiful.

And a little bit sad.

Fashion Show!

So I thought brunch attack was going to be my big event of the day Thursday, but Naia texted me that she had a plus one for the GenArt Fashion Show and being a professional starf*cker that loves anything with a red carpet I said where when how yes kthxbi....



There were lots of models on display, and the theme was something about Plastics Making Everything Possible. Which is true. Plastic IS wonderful. From boobs. To chin implants. To those wonderful little rings that both hold my soda cans together and asphyxiate otters in the forest.



The show was hosted by Kaley Cuoco who is some kind of C-list tv actress.



First phase was ok.






The girls were wearing weird little head adornments. Whatevs.





2nd phase of the show the girls all had crimped hair and looked FIERCE.






Then there was a mens phase which featured a mix of weird looking and good looking guys.





And things got strange when girls emerged with their hair tied around their faces like creepy moustaches and they all had scary eye makeup on and nipple accessories.




Naia rikey.



AND THEN a male ballerina came out and did some silly twirls.



Hirarious.



Anyway yeah, that was it.





Fun fun fashion show. Thanks Narni!



Afterparty was sweet too. Lots of girls from Top Model were around. Gorgeous people everywhere.




And Anoop and Megan Joy from American Idol!

L.A. Models Party - WOOF!!!! WOOF!!!!

Edit: Oops. The picture for Matt's text was broken. Fixed it. Thanks MAO!

So I made it home to L.A., and Matt invited to me and Jesse to a party hosted by his agency, L.A. Models, on the rooftop of the semi-newish five-story club Kress.



Normally I hate Hollywood bars...with the lines...and the posing...and the waiting...and the expensive drinking...

BUT ME LOVES ME A MODEL PARTY!!!!!!

and ME LOVES ME A RED CARPET!!!!




Especially one with open bar...




And open sushi!



(Models don't eat foods...so we went a little nutso...)



Best. Party. Ever.



We met a bunch of Matt's pretty co-workers, and Jesse and I spent most of the party barking at everyone we thought was hot.

WOOF!!!!



Colton....ARUUUFFFF!!!!



OWWOOOOOOOFFFF!!!!!!!




The party was fierce.







And Matt's boss Richard (total A-gay) swung by as well with his bf Adam.




Around 11pm we decided to bounce to a birthday party some hot twin friends of Matt's were having at Social.





The scene was the same as I remembered. Long-lines and slight annoyingness.



But Matt's friends had rented the whole upstairs.




Yay!




I ran into my little friend Dorian.

He was one of my first buddies in L.A. (he used be a go-go dancer for Micky's).



There was karaoke going on and one of the hot twins was singing. Yum.



Matt was pretty trashed.



I'm not sure we should have left him to go say hi to Fubar Jay.



But we did...

And this is the text I got from him. Eeek.



Good news though. I talked to him and he's alive!

Thanks Matty for amazing model-party fun!