We hot. We kill.

So the president of Russia just happens to be staying in the same hotel as us this week.

Funny because we're all here for the FREEDOM Forum and Russia historically is very much opposed to freedom in general.

For the occasion though, they trotted out Norway's finest.

Woof! Woof!








Gotta have your token fatty though...



WOOF!

Broadway Bares!

For the Grand Finale to our epic Kross Kuntry Adventure. We attended Broadway Bares, a one-night-only charity event put on by the hottest male and female performers on Broadway.

Basically there are 12 musical numbers featuring incredible choreography with scantily clad hotties.

The show was sold out, but several of my former headshot clients were involved in the show so we got hooked up with tickets. Yay!

To check out a video from a few years ago: click here

(The production values of our show I think were much much better.)

We got the Roseland Ballroom, where the show was being held, and it was PACKED.



We bumped into Browngays Mark and JoeScat...



And (of course) devised a sneaky-asian scheme involving fake wristbands to get us up front into the VIP section...



The theme this year was "Click It"...

So the opening number involved Internet SURFing...



My client Eddie was in the opening number (below, right).



Another number was "You've Got Mail/Male"...



There was a random "Stimulus Package" themed number...





A tribute to the EPIC YouTube Music Video "Shoes"...



A number featuring naked aerialists...




Some all-girl numbers...





A surprise appearance by Broadway icon Allison Janney...



(which received a well-deserved 10-minute-long applause)...




And then, what I think was the sexiest number, "Fantasy Football".






And then there was the grand finale which featured all hundred or so performers...






And an appearance by the guy from Ugly Betty...




Amazing amazing show. I would have paid just to see the opening number.



At a certain point, Danny turned to me and said "L.A. SUCKS!!!!!"... and it's true, such an intricately organized event could never be put be put on by a bunch of volunteers in L.A...





NYC IS THE BEST!

Thank you Danny for accompanying me on our amazing adventure!

L.A. Models Party - WOOF!!!! WOOF!!!!

Edit: Oops. The picture for Matt's text was broken. Fixed it. Thanks MAO!

So I made it home to L.A., and Matt invited to me and Jesse to a party hosted by his agency, L.A. Models, on the rooftop of the semi-newish five-story club Kress.



Normally I hate Hollywood bars...with the lines...and the posing...and the waiting...and the expensive drinking...

BUT ME LOVES ME A MODEL PARTY!!!!!!

and ME LOVES ME A RED CARPET!!!!




Especially one with open bar...




And open sushi!



(Models don't eat foods...so we went a little nutso...)



Best. Party. Ever.



We met a bunch of Matt's pretty co-workers, and Jesse and I spent most of the party barking at everyone we thought was hot.

WOOF!!!!



Colton....ARUUUFFFF!!!!



OWWOOOOOOOFFFF!!!!!!!




The party was fierce.







And Matt's boss Richard (total A-gay) swung by as well with his bf Adam.




Around 11pm we decided to bounce to a birthday party some hot twin friends of Matt's were having at Social.





The scene was the same as I remembered. Long-lines and slight annoyingness.



But Matt's friends had rented the whole upstairs.




Yay!




I ran into my little friend Dorian.

He was one of my first buddies in L.A. (he used be a go-go dancer for Micky's).



There was karaoke going on and one of the hot twins was singing. Yum.



Matt was pretty trashed.



I'm not sure we should have left him to go say hi to Fubar Jay.



But we did...

And this is the text I got from him. Eeek.



Good news though. I talked to him and he's alive!

Thanks Matty for amazing model-party fun!